Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day

Populism is the simple premise that markets need to be restrained by society and by a democratic political system. We are not socialists or communists, we are proponents of regulated capitalism and, I might add, people who have read American history.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, "Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.

Everyone knows [George W. Bush] has no clue, but no one there has the courage to say it. I mean, good gawd, the man is as he always has been: barely adequate.