I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

We've had trickle down economics in the country for ten years now, and most of us aren't even damp yet.

We are the people who run this country. We are the deciders. And every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war. Raise hell. Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous. Make our troops know we're for them and trying to get them out of there. Hit the streets to protest Bush's proposed surge. If you can, go to the peace march in Washington on Jan. 27. We need people in the streets, banging pots and pans and demanding, 'Stop it, now!'

Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

Of course, it has never paid much.