Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government.