The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

Sit up, join up, get on line, get in touch, find out who's raising hell and join them. No use waiting on a bunch of wussy politicians.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.