The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.

I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing "Go"?

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.

Sit up, join up, get on line, get in touch, find out who's raising hell and join them. No use waiting on a bunch of wussy politicians.

What stuns me most about contemporary politics is not even that the system has been so badly corrupted by money. It is that so few people get the connection between their lives and what the bozos do in Washington and our state capitols.

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.