I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people.

You look at the large problems that we face - that would be overpopulation, water shortages, global warming and AIDS, I suppose - all of that needs international cooperation to be solved.

I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government.

During a recent panel on the numerous failures of American journalism, I proposed that almost all stories about government should begin: “Look out! They're about to smack you around again!

The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.

The advantage of being able to identify sin is that you can go out and do it, and enjoy it.