One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

Conservatives are fond of pointing out there are problems in this world can't be solved by throwing money at them. There are even more that can't be solved by dropping bombs on them.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.