I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority.

I think provincialism is an endemic characteristic with mankind, I think everybody everywhere is provincial, but it is particularly striking with Texans, and we tend to be very Texcentric.

The advantage of being able to identify sin is that you can go out and do it, and enjoy it.

Democracy requires a certain relish for confusion

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.