The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated.

How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.