The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!