I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with.

I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated.

I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.