Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.

I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.