All the mistakes I ever made were when I wanted to say 'No' and said 'Yes'.
Self-deception is sometimes as necessary a tool as a crowbar.
So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.
Nobody bores any man as much as an unhappy female.
Far more quickly than reason and logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.
You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache.