A sharp sense of the ironic can be the equivalent of the faith that moves mountains. Far more quicky than reason or logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.

Playwriting, like begging in India, is an honorable but humbling profession.

So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.

You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache.

One begins with two people on a stage, and one of them had better say something pretty quick.

Julie Andrews has a wonderful British strength that makes you wonder why they lost India.

Far more quickly than reason and logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.