If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

I love this young people's music.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!