Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

Money is the ultimate source of joy.

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!