Spirituality is recognizing the divine light that is within us all. It doesn't belong to any particular religion; it belongs to everyone

In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other.

I always asked my mother, I said, 'Momma, how come is everything white?' I said, 'Why is Jesus white with blond hair and blue eyes? Why is the Lord's supper all white men? Angels are white, the Pope, Mary, and even the angels.' I said, 'Mother, when we die, do we go to Heaven?' She said, 'Naturally we go to Heaven.' I said, 'Well, what happened to all the black angels?'

I don't count my situps. I only start counting once it starts hurting.

Now, if I even say the wrong thing I make the news.

When you come to the fight Don't block the halls and don't block the door, for y'all may go home after round four.

No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.