Years ago, I thought old age would be dreadful, because I should not be able to do things I would want to do. Now I find there is nothing I want to do after all

Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

I can conceive of nothing worse than a man-governed world -- except a woman-governed world.

A fool without fear is sometimes wiser than an angel with fear.

Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down.