It is hopeless trying to go forward when you are looking backward.

Years ago, I thought old age would be dreadful, because I should not be able to do things I would want to do. Now I find there is nothing I want to do after all

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

Grass is growing on the Front Bench.

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?