Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.
From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars.
We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know