If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.
Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing.
Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions