When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"
Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.