If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Grass is growing on the Front Bench.

Nobody wants me as a Cabinet Minister and they are perfectly right. I am an agitator, not an administrator.

From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars.

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

I am sure that you will never end war with wars.