If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
It isn't the common man at all who is important: it's the uncommon man.
From the American newspapers you'd think America was populated solely by naked women and cinema stars.
A fool without fear is sometimes wiser than an angel with fear.