There is no such thing as a strictly woman's problem. Any question affecting the welfare of society is a woman's problem.

Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

Years ago, I thought old age would be dreadful, because I should not be able to do things I would want to do. Now I find there is nothing I want to do after all

Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down.

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?