Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
[To a group of women prisoners:] You're luckier than I am. You're wanted and I'm not.
Nobody wants me as a Cabinet Minister and they are perfectly right. I am an agitator, not an administrator.
Anyone's blood can become blue for a lump sum down.