Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.

Women are young at politics, but they are old at suffering; soon they will learn that through politics they can prevent some kinds of suffering.

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

It is hopeless trying to go forward when you are looking backward.