The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions
I married beneath me. All women do.
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.