I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.
I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.
I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.
People have to do things in their own time, and that's what I did.
My oldest brother used to take me to the theater. The first play he took me to see was 'Black Comedy,' then he took me to see 'Butley.' We'd see all these British plays. And 'Hello, Dolly,' with Pearl Bailey. I was unconsciously thinking, 'Gee, I would love to be able to do that.'
I was born Joseph Lane, but when I applied to the actors union, they said they already had a Joe Lane on the books and I'd have to change my last or first name. I had played the character of Nathan Detroit, whom I liked very much, in 'Guys and Dolls,' so I took the name Nathan.