A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.
It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along
Hollywood... Real diamonds, fake breasts.
Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. That's all I have to say. I love Kevin Costner.
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.