The Shift hasn't happened yet, maybe it never will, but sometimes-just enough times to give me hope-my brain jars back into where it's supposed to be.
Ned VizziniI like you a lot. Because youโre funny and smart and because you seem to like me. I know thatโs not a good reason, but I canโt help it; if a girl likes me I tend to like her back [...] I like you for all this stuff but I also kind of like you for the cuts on your faceโ
Ned VizziniDad nods, looks me dead in the eyes; slowly and regretfully, he banishes all the smiling and joking from his face, and for once he's just my dad, watching his son who has fallen so low.
Ned Vizzini