A person's relationship with food is one of their most important relationships.

You shouldn't be able to be alive and you are. You want to trade?

She's pretty." (It's amazing how girls can say this and make it the most withering insult.)

You all right, man?' This should be my name. I could be like a super hero: You All Right Man. Ah...' I stumble. Don't bug Craig,' Ronny is like. 'He's in the Craig zone. He's Craig-ing out.

If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable. I think it's a little harsh how the END button is red.

Putting lessons in young adult books is very dangerous.

I've started to think it must just be chemistry, in which case we're looking for the Shift and we haven't found it yet.