I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.
A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.
The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.
The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.
We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.
Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?