I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.
It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.
We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.
I'll rail against what I think is wrong.
And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?
A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.