There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.