It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.