It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.