I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

I want to democratize business news.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.