I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.