I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?