I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.