I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?