I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.