Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.