Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.