The world is always ending, for someone.

You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?

So, having found a lady, could you not have come to her aid, or left her alone? Why drag her into your foolishness?' 'Love,' he explained. She looked at him with eyes the blue of the sky. 'I hope you choke on it,' she said, flatly.

You don't have to stay anywhere forever.

I was always so relieved that anyone wants to publish anything I've written.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

It’s easier to kill people, when you’re dead yourself. I mean, it’s not such a big deal. You’re not so prejudiced any more.