There are so many places we have not yet seen. So many people still to meet.

I looked at the world of books and just went, Oh my gosh, if I'm writing novels, I'm on the same shelves as Jane Austen and Charles Dickens and Petronius - whereas with comics, they've only been doing them for a hundred years, and there's stuff that nobody's done before. I think I'll go off and do some of the stuff no one's ever done before.

What about volcanoes?" "What about them?" "All that lava comes up from center of the earth where it is all hot. I saw a program, it had David Attenborough, so it's true.

If you read enough Lionel Fanthorpe, your brain starts to turn to jelly and just dribbles out of your ears.

You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.

I am amiable. Vague. Puzzled. Messy-haired.

It does not matter where you come from, if you walk toward the truth you will reach it, whatever path you take.