Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
Neil SimonI much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.
Neil SimonWriters feel like a middleman, standing with pen in hand over the page. A force greater than me stands above telling me what to write. That may sound romantic, but that's how it feels.
Neil SimonEveryone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.
Neil Simon