It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

I don't want to restrict the life of a play to a particular production. The original actors might leave after the first six months, and I want the play to last 30 or 40 years. You write for the character, not the actor on the stage.

Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.

When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.