Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life.

There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

You get attached to the way you write, and I'm attached to notebooks. That's where I really write the plays. Just two or three pages at a time, then I transfer to the typewriter and rewrite while I type.