The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.
Neil SimonI don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.
Neil SimonIt's always painful when you're writing memoirs because you've got to go through the dark places, but it gives you a chance to find out the person you really are, not the person you thought you were.
Neil Simon