I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

I never write a play with an eye to film.

I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.

How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you're sixty-five you get social security.

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.