I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

Rewriting is when writing really gets to be fun. . . . In baseball you only get three swings and you're out. In rewriting, you get almost as many swings as you want and you know, sooner or later, you'll hit the ball.

Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.