Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.

You get attached to the way you write, and I'm attached to notebooks. That's where I really write the plays. Just two or three pages at a time, then I transfer to the typewriter and rewrite while I type.

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you're sixty-five you get social security.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.