It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
Baptists are only funny underwater.
Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.