Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you're sixty-five you get social security.

Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.

People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.