Baptists are only funny underwater.
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.