I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.
I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.
Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.