When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself

I've not actually been on too many dates.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss.

I'd rather go to sleep than find a girl.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

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