When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

There's always pressure on the second album - this one has to be the big one.

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I'd never hurt my daughter.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

Frankly, I don’t care what others say.

The light's hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.