I'd rather go to sleep than find a girl.

I just want to say I've been lucky enough to travel all over the world and every time I come back to Manchester I'm addicted to this place.

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

The light's hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss.

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.