Simon Cowell is tight. That's why he's so successful - he's able to keep his money to himself.

If it were legal, I'd marry food.

Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.

The bigger the crowd the better really! The noise calms your nerves.

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.